• Illustration of a cartoon possum dressed as a pirate in red regalia, the mascot for Turning Point High School, featured on a satirical T-shirt.
  • Illustration of a cartoon possum dressed as a pirate in red regalia, the mascot for Turning Point High School, featured on a satirical T-shirt.
  • Illustration of a cartoon possum dressed as a pirate in red regalia, the mascot for Turning Point High School, featured on a satirical T-shirt.
  • Illustration of a cartoon possum dressed as a pirate in red regalia, the mascot for Turning Point High School, featured on a satirical T-shirt.
  • Illustration of a cartoon possum dressed as a pirate in red regalia, the mascot for Turning Point High School, featured on a satirical T-shirt.
  • Illustration of a cartoon possum dressed as a pirate in red regalia, the mascot for Turning Point High School, featured on a satirical T-shirt.
  • Illustration of a cartoon possum dressed as a pirate in red regalia, the mascot for Turning Point High School, featured on a satirical T-shirt.
  • Illustration of a cartoon possum dressed as a pirate in red regalia, the mascot for Turning Point High School, featured on a satirical T-shirt.
  • Illustration of a cartoon possum dressed as a pirate in red regalia, the mascot for Turning Point High School, featured on a satirical T-shirt.
  • Illustration of a cartoon possum dressed as a pirate in red regalia, the mascot for Turning Point High School, featured on a satirical T-shirt.
  • Illustration of a cartoon possum dressed as a pirate in red regalia, the mascot for Turning Point High School, featured on a satirical T-shirt.
  • Illustration of a cartoon possum dressed as a pirate in red regalia, the mascot for Turning Point High School, featured on a satirical T-shirt.
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Possum Pirates | Turning Point H.S. Mascot T-Shirt

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Possum Pirates | Turning Point H.S. Mascot T-Shirt

Unleash your edgy sense of humor with the Possum Pirates | Turning Point H.S. Mascot T-Shirt, a bold and satirical take on school spirit! Featuring the whimsical yet striking mascot, the Possum Pirate, this design showcases a cartoonish possum clad in full pirate regalia—complete with a tricorn hat, red coat, and detailed belt. The possum stands with its tail curled confidently, embodying the tongue-in-cheek mischief of this fictional school.

Key Design Features:

  • Text: Surrounding the illustration is the tagline, “Bigotry, Misogyny & Self-Contempt – Guiding Principles,” humorously poking fun at outdated and regressive values. This sarcastic commentary is sure to spark conversations.
  • Fictional School Mascot: The Possum Pirates represent the fictitious Turning Point High School, a satirical rival to the inclusive and innovative Human League High School. This makes the shirt a perfect companion to its counterpart, the Human League High School “Rainbow Riders” design.

This T-shirt is more than just a garment; it's a conversation starter and a statement piece. Whether you're a fan of witty satire, appreciate the artistry, or just love unique apparel, this shirt is the perfect addition to your wardrobe.

Product Features:

  • Material: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Fabric Weight: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²)
  • Fit: Classic unisex fit for both style and comfort
  • Label: Tear-away label for a clean look and feel
  • Sizing: Runs true to size, making it an ideal staple for any wardrobe

Pair this design with jeans, shorts, or a bold attitude—because the Possum Pirates are here to make a statement. Get yours today and wear your satire proudly!

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