Civic Blight H.S. | H.S. Mascot T-Shirt - with Margo Quote

Civic Blight H.S. | Possum Pirates | H.S. Mascot T-Shirt | Proudly Misinformed, Since Forever” — Class of Never”

Unleash your rebellious wit with the Civic Blight H.S. | Possum Pirates Mascot T-Shirt — a savage, satirical jab at right-wing indoctrination disguised as school spirit. Featuring the now-iconic Possum Pirate, this unbothered anti-hero stands center stage in full pirate regalia, declaring allegiance to misinformation and mayhem with flair.

On the front, a red banner reads “Proudly Misinformed – SINCE FOREVER” while “Civic Blight H.S.” and “Possum Pirates” wrap the mascot in faux-varsity pride. On the back, Margo Hanson delivers her immortal takedown:

“Turning Point? Honey, the only thing turning is my stomach.”
— Margo H., Student Body Czar

This shirt mocks the regressive energy of Turning Point-style groups and rallies support for its progressive counterforce: Human League H.S. Where satire meets solidarity, this T-shirt is perfect for protests, clubs, or just casual chaos.

Product Features:

• Material: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
• Fabric Weight: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²)
• Fit: Classic unisex fit for both style and comfort
• Label: Tear-away label for a clean look and feel
• Sizing: Runs true to size, making it an ideal staple for any wardrobe

Pair this design with jeans, shorts, or a bold attitude—because the Possum Pirates are here to make a statement. Get yours today and wear your satire proudly!

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean